sucky non-poopy blogger

I'm such a sucky blogger! And the bad part is that I spend most of the day on the internets. O'well. Um happy 2007. I've been a busy beaver and have set up a store with stuff I make. i'll tell you more about that later.Most of it doesn't involve figurative shit but that's ok cuz I've been keeping a shit journal, for real. A real live document of poop. So if you have a weak stomach I suggest this be yer last visit to this site. I have a few reasons for doing a shit journal.

1. I'm a health conscious vegetarian who runs 3 miles 3 times a week and have the worst digestion ever. When i poop laxative free it's a really good day, spare your suggestions, flax seeds, active enzymes, soluble and non soluble fibers, Senna etc. You name it I've tried it and it works for a while and then, I'm stuffed up all over again

2. The metaphor of shit is perfect and a bit ironic for me. Most consider shit bad, it smells, and it mean your in trouble when your in it. For me shit is a really good thing. It means flowers. It means my bowels are clean and I'm a step away from colon cancer.

3. The last and final reason for the shit documentary is that I think I am suffering from a rare genetic mutation called Peutz-Jegher's syndrome. Oooh genetic mutation like one of the Heroes, nope not so lucky, can't fly, can't read minds and I can't poop. This mutation causes growths to form on the walls of small intestines causing blockage. Sux huh, So lately I've been a primarily liquid diet. Which isn't so bad. I work from home so after my morning jog I juice fresh fruits and veggies and hope that shit will come today. as part of the poop celebration I've started the journal.

Hope it doesn't gross you out too much