My Lucky towel

So, sometimes I feel lonely and just wish that I had someone to snuggle up against and occasioanlly rub. That's when I pull out my lucky Puerto Rican Towel. She never does me wrong.

I was really in the mood for...

Good thing Fairway Super Market hase a whole section dedicated to 'Asian Stuff' Where else coulsd I find the Shaolin Way, Kimora Lee and Seseme Chicken all under one roof?

All The Negroes of the World Unite!

...at Hot 97's Summer Jam. There really was a dude selling watermelon out side of Giant Stadium. No lie!


First up is my ultimate fave Juicy Jay! Wow congrats on winning that Oscar for a song called 'it's hard out here for a pimp.' Now you can paint yer face w/ shoe polish and walk among the stars with pride Juicy. I almost forgot about yer great accomplishment...but then you went ahead and reminded me at summer jam...Wow and Oscar, Okay!


Next is Jermaine Dupri and Mariah Scary. Dupri just wanted me to pass along the message that he is the one responsible for Da Brat's success on the Surreal Life...Ooops I mean in the hip hop scene. I'm not quite sure why Mariah was there...She scares me.


Lets see, Now we have Mary J Blige...I'm tryin' to hate on her but I can't. Her set was good. Although she does resemble Stevie Wonder in this picture, but that's probably my fault.


Busta Rhymes set was star studded w/ features such as Missy Elliot, Wu Tang, Slick Rick, Big Daddy Kane...blah blah blah. I can just imagine the back stage networking fiasco. I feel diarrhea coming on.

'This rain Ain't got Nothin On Me'

That's right dude! F*ck the rain. Yeah you could easily pull over and put the top up on your car...But why? Especially when you can have that lasting smell of a moldy interior. You show that rain whose boss!

Marc Ecko can suck my balls

Hey Homies this goes out to all ya'll graffiti heads. Now if yer up on things you've probably seen the footage of Mr. Marc Ecko supposedly tagging the presidents plane. Wow that's kind of cool, right? Sike! Check out his retardo manifesto.



What kind of stand is this? FREEDOM? There's a war going on, so called immigrants are losing there rights and all you can do is complain about not getting access to markers and paint. Give this guy some infamil and a pacifier. FYI, He RENTED a plane pretended to sneak and tag 'still free' (which should have said 'still stupid'). I can just imagine him sitting on his couch eating doritos thinking,'hummm... I'm getting board of putting rhinos on tee shirts so what else can I do to make people wanna be my myspace friend?'