Brandy Endorses Wigs?

..ahh, its a sad day when one decides, 'Hum, I'm gonna promote a company that I believe in, one that I REALLY stand for and I think that company is Kaneka". For those that don't know this company is one of the leading manufacturer of synthetic hair. I mean I know it must be hard times nickels and dimes but publicly promoting wigs and weaves is pretty embarrassing. Brandy is quoted in one of the ads saying " I've always wanted hair like this. It's everything a woman could dream about as far as hair." Ahh poor retard.
Oh and ya'll are gonna love this clip.

Boobyblog

It's official I'm changing the name to boobyblog. These dudes and their man boobs made me cringe. I mean come on it's bad enough the hooters girls do it! Were you really that jealous? First the breast implants, now the calendars. Man, grow some freakin integrity and get a shirt!

while we are on the topics of Lil Brother...

Hip hop has been on my shit list for a while. Yeah, I'm one of those busters who have a love/hate relationship w/ the culture etc. but on a rare occasion I peep a show that well makes me feel all good inside. Like Easter or sumthin. And this one was good shit? Why? cuz they don't take themselves too serious. Enjoy the footage and go see the next show good fronts not required but recommended.

click to see footage

My Lil Bro is down w/ Snoop

Well kind of. So my little brother calls me up on a sunday afternoon after a hard day of practice w/ coach Snoop. Yes I'm talking about Snoop Doggy Dogg of the Dogg Pound. He coaches a pee wee football league in Southern Cali and apparently my brother, Reno, was not impressed. Reno described 'Coach Snoop' (to call him anything other than the former results is 10-20 slow push ups) as a scrawny dude who yells to much. My mom then goes on to explain how when the kids are talking to much he yells at them and tells them to shut up. She said it's pretty comical and even my Lil Bro can't help but think this whole thing is ridiculous.Ahhh from Pimp to poop...I still got luv for ya doggy

Beauty Pageants are Dumb

Next matter of business. I hate Beauty pageants, beauty queens, beauty contest etc. Not because they degrade women etc. there are many more social events that do a better job at degradation of women than pageants. I just honestly don't get them. What are they for? What do they mean? Ooooh look at her fancy dress and Vasalined teeth! wow she's smart? huh? Another thing that's weird is that there is a 'Miss' for just about every category just so folks won't feel like losers-Miss Negro... I mean Miss African American-Miss Puerto Rico, In PR and in the US-Miss Baby-Miss Teen-Miss America-Miss Universe...Now that the gov has admited that extraterrestrial life exists, we have Miss Galaxy.

Puerto Rican Day parade

Yeah, It was a month ago but I do things on my own clock. with that being said my fist matter of business is what I would like to refer to as a 'boob mashup.' Boobs are nice. They feed babies, fill out shirts and make for great handles at the appropriate times. But when they are racked up and forces out like this lady's to the left I can't help but wonder how low cleavage would go if it weren't for nipples?

Beenie Man the Demon Fighter

So I was hanging out w/ Beenie Man, cuz, well, that's just how I roll and we had him fight his demons...you can't see them in the video footage because contrary to popular belief, demons can only be seen w/ the naked eye...duh!

Beenie_man.1.mov

and when I asked Beenie how he would defeat them he did this..

Hi Guys I'm back

So Dookyblog has become one of my children in the attics...Don't act like you weren't secretly obsessed w/ V.C. Andrews. I have oodles of excuses as to why I've been neglecting the turd. These are just a few of my favorites.

1. I was jumped by a midget cabie and he stole my camera.

2. I was trapped in Marshall Fields in Chicago and recently got released on probation.

3. I recently learned how to read, read Running With Scissors by Augusten Bourroughs and realized what a bad writer I am.

4. I'm working on becoming a millionaire...kind of, but if you'd like to speed the process along please send boxes of money to me.

5. My dog died (a few years ago), but I'm still grieving. I thought about getting a tat like DMX's but that tattoo sucks. RIP Coco, I'm pouring out some liquor...on my keyboard for you. Speaking of bad tatoos check this guys tat out...what happens if paisley comes back in style?

My Lucky towel

So, sometimes I feel lonely and just wish that I had someone to snuggle up against and occasioanlly rub. That's when I pull out my lucky Puerto Rican Towel. She never does me wrong.

I was really in the mood for...

Good thing Fairway Super Market hase a whole section dedicated to 'Asian Stuff' Where else coulsd I find the Shaolin Way, Kimora Lee and Seseme Chicken all under one roof?

All The Negroes of the World Unite!

...at Hot 97's Summer Jam. There really was a dude selling watermelon out side of Giant Stadium. No lie!


First up is my ultimate fave Juicy Jay! Wow congrats on winning that Oscar for a song called 'it's hard out here for a pimp.' Now you can paint yer face w/ shoe polish and walk among the stars with pride Juicy. I almost forgot about yer great accomplishment...but then you went ahead and reminded me at summer jam...Wow and Oscar, Okay!


Next is Jermaine Dupri and Mariah Scary. Dupri just wanted me to pass along the message that he is the one responsible for Da Brat's success on the Surreal Life...Ooops I mean in the hip hop scene. I'm not quite sure why Mariah was there...She scares me.


Lets see, Now we have Mary J Blige...I'm tryin' to hate on her but I can't. Her set was good. Although she does resemble Stevie Wonder in this picture, but that's probably my fault.


Busta Rhymes set was star studded w/ features such as Missy Elliot, Wu Tang, Slick Rick, Big Daddy Kane...blah blah blah. I can just imagine the back stage networking fiasco. I feel diarrhea coming on.

'This rain Ain't got Nothin On Me'

That's right dude! F*ck the rain. Yeah you could easily pull over and put the top up on your car...But why? Especially when you can have that lasting smell of a moldy interior. You show that rain whose boss!

Marc Ecko can suck my balls

Hey Homies this goes out to all ya'll graffiti heads. Now if yer up on things you've probably seen the footage of Mr. Marc Ecko supposedly tagging the presidents plane. Wow that's kind of cool, right? Sike! Check out his retardo manifesto.



What kind of stand is this? FREEDOM? There's a war going on, so called immigrants are losing there rights and all you can do is complain about not getting access to markers and paint. Give this guy some infamil and a pacifier. FYI, He RENTED a plane pretended to sneak and tag 'still free' (which should have said 'still stupid'). I can just imagine him sitting on his couch eating doritos thinking,'hummm... I'm getting board of putting rhinos on tee shirts so what else can I do to make people wanna be my myspace friend?'

Yess! bureaucracy at it's finest

Being that I am obsessed w/ all forms of shit...shit art, shit talk diarrhea, constipation, etc. I just about soiled my pants when I saw that two of my favorite forms of feces, bureaucracy and poop, had come together and gave birth to the BUREAU of SEWERS. Ahh this is one of the best pieces of public art I've seen in a while. Take lessons art students cuz if you don't this may be yer new office.

Ballin' on a Budget

Do you really get to have lobsters and crabs if yer on welfare. I mean isn't that a luxury that YOU have to pay for? Well now I know where my taxes are going...Oh well enjoy!

vacation time

I hate those packaged vacation deals where you go to Costa Rica and the only Costa Rican you see on yer trip is house keeping

what's yer take on PDA

okay so some bastards are on the train yesterday eating each other's faces...yuk
first off yer not 14 looking for a place to make out ...yer grown ass adults ...what the hell do you think you pay rent for?

where's muffy